Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are.
Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to redo the kitchen and she can’t even cook.
Guy 2: That’s nothing. My wife wants me to buy her a new $50,000 car and she can’t even drive yet…..
Guy 3: Ha! That’s nothing. My wife wanted me to take her to Paris for our anniversary… but she doesn’t even know where Paris is!