I recently spent $6,5k on this registered Black Angus bull

For the sake of a good daily laugh, here’s a joke that will do just that: make you laugh till your stomach hurts!

So here it goes:

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull…

He would not even look at a cow when I let him out with the herd; instead, he would just eat grass. That bull was starting to look like more than I had paid for him.

In any case, I asked the veterinarian to examine him. He gave me some medicines to give the bull once a day and remarked that although he might be a little young, the bull was in excellent health.

In two days, the bull began tending to all of my cows! He even managed to go over the fence and mated with every cow owned by my neighbour! He’s like a machine!

I’m not sure what was in the tablets the veterinarian gave him, but they tasted a little bit like peppermint!

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